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#1 Multilingual 

It is ugly. It is a degrade. BUT it is boosted, making it the perfect teaching aid for the annoying male in your life!* So what are you actually getting for your dappers?

The max damage of q250 mace is 662; this is 665, so effectively the damage of a q250 mace.  It has -20 adv parry, the max for a unboosted mace.  2 hpm more than a max speed unboosted mace. So although a degrade it is still far better than a q250 mace for dps.  Agreed, it is only 4 parry, but who cares about parry on a 2-hand PvE mace? 



*Repeatedly smashing a male on the head with a mace may not be the most effective pedagogic strategy, but it is the most satisfying!

[OOC Bidding starts at 500k. Auction ends 6/09/2015 at 18pm BST.]

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#2 [en] 

Can this be used for when the woman in my life isn't standing at the door with my newspaper and a fresh cold beer for when I come home, while she's at the same time cooking my dinner and ironing my shirts?
Oh and lets not forget the bathtub has to be filling with steaming hot water.

If that's a good use case then 500k

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

#3 [de] 

550k ^^

und dann benutzen wir es zum testen an Suboxide & befreien seine frau aus der Sklaverei ;)

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#4 [en] 

600k If I can test it first on one or 2 homina's I got in mind first.
(you don't buy a mekkie carriage without a testdrive either)

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

#5 Multilingual 

I can see Shammi and Bina bidding on this, subox :P

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#6 [en] 

Shammi doesn't read forums ;D
And bina is death poor now, somebody told her appartements are 10mil dapper, so she's been giving 10mil to poor boobs to buy appartements. Wich in all respect wasn't her best buisiness venture since she's kind of bankrupt last i heard living of scraps left behind by me at the campfire.

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

#7 [de] 

625 k

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"Decateis I Kamirac" "Necateis Sye Mideshye"
"Decateis I Loke" "Necateis Atys Morhdeis"
"I Nidran Sye Alede E Sye Neyde Ilya Necateis I Ulca"

"Liberi I`Margus"

_ Graphic-Team _

#8 [en] 

somehow i see rosina paying sub a visit with her axe again, she's always willing to teach sub a lesson when he's picking on shammi and bina.

as for me, i'm simply saying this because ros is pulling my strings again.

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#9 [en] 

750k and I can test it on lac/babel/rose/bina and shammi first

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

#10 [en] 

800k - this is for me and Shammi to smash a male homin to bits!
Wretched males!
New boob said I was male hater - this is totally wrong - they should just learn their rightful place ... no need to say it is his friend who will be getting the cats and the pretty armour ... he can wear rags and her castoffs!

Last edited by Binarabi (4 years ago) | Reason: adjusted bid - "wretched male got here at same time*

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#11 [en] 

Binarabi
New boob said I was male hater - this is totally wrong - they should just learn their rightful place ... no need to say it is his friend who will be getting the cats and the pretty armour ... he can wear rags and her castoffs!

We are horrified to hear of this abuse! Perhaps a little bird can let us know when he is to trekked through Umbra! Accidents do happen *g*

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#12 Multilingual 

Reminder: bidding ends tonight.  I do not get from holiday until tomorrow, if the winning bidder could contact me then.

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