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#1 Ajouté par Lacuna il y a 10 ans  

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To help recoup recent losses from the still unidentified Guild House thief we are offering this special kill-your-boyfriend sword for auction.*  The item is max parry, damage and speed and should be the perfect present for any homina with an annoying male in her life.




*Sisters, please remember, a boyfriend is not for life - just until you can grab an axe and end his.

[OOC Bidding starts at 120k. Auction ends 28/06/2015 at 18pm BST.]

Dernière édition par Lacuna (il y a 10 ans).

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#2 Ajouté par Arfur il y a 10 ans  

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120,000 bid

I have an annoying male in my life . . .

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It's bad luck to be superstitious . . .



Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

#3 Ajouté par Laelgia il y a 10 ans  

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500k

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#4 Ajouté par Aether il y a 10 ans  

#5 Ajouté par Binarabi il y a 10 ans  

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700,000
Think it is just what some of us femalesin guild are looking for

*isn't Arfur a male??*

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Binarabi
This idea of "I'm offended". Well I've got news for you. I'm offended by a lot of things too. Where do I send my list? Life is offensive. You know what I mean? Just get in touch with your outer adult. (Bill Hicks)

#6 Ajouté par Suboxide il y a 10 ans  

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If you want to buy me a pressie go for the q250 one bina :p

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#7 Ajouté par Lacuna il y a 10 ans  

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I am sure we could come to an agreement for a q250 one, Subo, 'borrow' me some dappers and q250 vedice and then we can discuss a shiny new sword for poor, neglected Suboxide.  *Whispers a lovely new sword to protect you from the evil Shammi and her gas attacks. Go on, you know you want one!*

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#8 Ajouté par Marceline il y a 10 ans  

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Lacuna (atys)

poor, neglected Suboxide. 

B*LLSH*T!!!
"poor" suboxide stole my axe!!!
 

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marceline nitwit.
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#9 Ajouté par Suboxide il y a 10 ans  

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ssssh don't tell bina i own an axe ;)

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#10 Ajouté par Lacuna il y a 10 ans  

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Well..... this is far nicer sword, so get bidding!

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#11 Ajouté par Mjollren il y a 10 ans  

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It is my privilege to request you use a better-looking model when showcasing weapons :D

Due to the ugly model I can only offer 750 000.

Dernière édition par Mjollren (il y a 10 ans).

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#12 Ajouté par Binarabi il y a 10 ans  

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Due to thinking the model is ... erm ... very stately, I offer 800k

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Binarabi
This idea of "I'm offended". Well I've got news for you. I'm offended by a lot of things too. Where do I send my list? Life is offensive. You know what I mean? Just get in touch with your outer adult. (Bill Hicks)

#13 Ajouté par Aleeskandaro il y a 10 ans  

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850k

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#14 Ajouté par Lacuna il y a 10 ans  

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[Reminder: Auction ends 28/06/2015 at 18pm BST.  Will the winning bidder please contact either Lacuna or Marichia.]

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#15 Ajouté par Lacuna il y a 10 ans  

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Alees wins. Let me know any message u want written on it.

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