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This is a list of the things that you find your self doing, or think would be funny to see.
Just add a post and finish the sentance.

You know you've been playing Ryzom too long when...

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...when you see your neighbor planting flowers and you feel as if you should run over and care plan for her. :)

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When your driving in the car going to a new area and it feels like a trekk to dodge the aggro of red lights.

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when ur going outside with ur dog in the middle of the night and checking on 100/100 healing amps in ur bag lol

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When women go wrong, men go right after them ©

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[..] Your calling your/your neighbours dog a Yubo , Ragus or Gingo.

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When harvesting is part of your complete breakfast. :P

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. . . when your cat makes a noise exactly like a Raspal

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It's bad luck to be superstitious . . .



Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

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When you are walking thru the supermarket and you see a short lady pushing a grocery cart and your first thought is "Tryker".

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When a dog goes number one on your leg, and you dont kick it because Hekla might hear about it.

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Gasket
"It's shite being tryker! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of Atys! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Matis. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Marceline, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****** difference"

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When you see something on the top of a hill and you try to move the cursor over it so you can see what it is.

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Remembering Tyneetryk
Phaedreas Tears - 15 years old and first(*) of true neutral guilds in Atys.
(*) This statement is contested, but we are certainly the longest lasting.
<clowns | me & you | jokers>

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When you chop your beef with your kitchen knife, looking for info about how many times you've missed and how much damage your knife inflicted to the beef.

Last edited by Ezex (7 years ago)

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This morning i saw a wasp and i thought: oh no, dont agro!

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Tgwaste
Atys Ascending

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When you're at the grocery store and you find some actual Capriny cheese... wait... WHAT ? Oh... it's a goat cheese named that way.

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Crazy Marshmallow Lady
Former Guild Leader of Exodus Syndicate
Member of Phaedra's Tears
Girl Playing Roles

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when you're traveling and wonder why the Oryx(sp!) are not aggro...
http://wide-wallpaper.de/wallpapers/allatok/patasok/_teljeskep/31 087.jpg

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when you're walking around pebble because you can't jump
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