There was a time when homins spoke the same language. Dappers and material resources were more abundant. Street drugs known as "cats" kept mostly everyone entertained. Life was simpler. And throughout it all there was a beacon of hope and light to warm our hearts, a bastion of truth to push away the darkness.
Of course I'm referring to the Eye of the Tyrancha News , the most disreputable, outrageous and aggravating news rag in all of Atys' history!
Dark times have crept up on our planet. The Kitins have swarmed again, destroying and killing. There is strife among homins... and we are loving every moment of it, for this is the stuff that tabloid news thrive on! The Eye of the Tyrancha News couldn't stay out of the fun any longer, so we're opening our doors once again to cover the news and spread the gossip on Atys!
The Zoraï were the first homins to develop the art of writing, and therefore it is only natural that our headquarters is located in the heart of the Witherings - the lovely town called Min-Cho. We use the finest materials the Bark has to offer (BQ q1 parchment) and our distribution system involves carefully trained izams that fly to the four corners of the world so that you can partake in the wisdom of Ma-Duk! Unbiased news, that's our motto.
You may remember the Eye of the Tyrancha News as the news rag that broke the story on the secret behind the Second Great Swarming. You heard it first from us! Well you only heard it from us, really.
So sit down, lean back, crack open a stinga beer or three and enjoy the ride!
Oracle of Min-Cho, Chief Editor
DISCLAIMER: No Izams were harmed in the making or distribution of this news rag………. no, really.
Of course I'm referring to the Eye of the Tyrancha News , the most disreputable, outrageous and aggravating news rag in all of Atys' history!
Dark times have crept up on our planet. The Kitins have swarmed again, destroying and killing. There is strife among homins... and we are loving every moment of it, for this is the stuff that tabloid news thrive on! The Eye of the Tyrancha News couldn't stay out of the fun any longer, so we're opening our doors once again to cover the news and spread the gossip on Atys!
The Zoraï were the first homins to develop the art of writing, and therefore it is only natural that our headquarters is located in the heart of the Witherings - the lovely town called Min-Cho. We use the finest materials the Bark has to offer (BQ q1 parchment) and our distribution system involves carefully trained izams that fly to the four corners of the world so that you can partake in the wisdom of Ma-Duk! Unbiased news, that's our motto.
You may remember the Eye of the Tyrancha News as the news rag that broke the story on the secret behind the Second Great Swarming. You heard it first from us! Well you only heard it from us, really.
So sit down, lean back, crack open a stinga beer or three and enjoy the ride!
Oracle of Min-Cho, Chief Editor
DISCLAIMER: No Izams were harmed in the making or distribution of this news rag………. no, really.