As it appears that i am subject to gross slander and misrepresentation, I feel it necessary to clear a few things up:
• I would never bride another homin or homina. The exchange of dappers to gain what one wants it a perfectly natural and above-board transaction.
•I am not a cupcake and/or precious. The fractures were extensive and required urgent medical care.
•I may have a mild lurch to my stride but you're all just jealous of my angelic pins!
•I may have 'borrowed' some panties, yes, but i would have given them back... probably washed.
I include here some pictures to further defend my good name.
Firstly. Here is an image of Altyra mercilessly threatening me with her sharp shooter. This was the moment she warned me that if i so much as whispered about her fetish for Matis boys, she would not hesitate to aim somewhat lower than my head.
whoops!
Second. This image clearly shows my procured red panties. Anyone want to claim ownership to these beauties? Thought not. Panty theif claims; debunked.
In this image you can see Altyra clearly thinking twice about her slanderous remarks while Virg chews on freshly roasted Shooki nuts.
And finally. The claims that i have a "fat arse". May this image prove my devotion to the squats and the rear end of a dedicated Homina. While it may look like digust on the face of Binarabi, it is in fact envy. i can assure you.
Friends, i thank you for taking time to read and believe my side of the story. I knew you'd take my side. It's been a long hard road but with time and optimism, we shall prevail and be once again be united Homina's!
Kind regards,
Marce.
[OOC: I've really no idea where I'm going with this.]
• I would never bride another homin or homina. The exchange of dappers to gain what one wants it a perfectly natural and above-board transaction.
•I am not a cupcake and/or precious. The fractures were extensive and required urgent medical care.
•I may have a mild lurch to my stride but you're all just jealous of my angelic pins!
•I may have 'borrowed' some panties, yes, but i would have given them back... probably washed.
I include here some pictures to further defend my good name.
Firstly. Here is an image of Altyra mercilessly threatening me with her sharp shooter. This was the moment she warned me that if i so much as whispered about her fetish for Matis boys, she would not hesitate to aim somewhat lower than my head.
whoops!
Second. This image clearly shows my procured red panties. Anyone want to claim ownership to these beauties? Thought not. Panty theif claims; debunked.
In this image you can see Altyra clearly thinking twice about her slanderous remarks while Virg chews on freshly roasted Shooki nuts.
And finally. The claims that i have a "fat arse". May this image prove my devotion to the squats and the rear end of a dedicated Homina. While it may look like digust on the face of Binarabi, it is in fact envy. i can assure you.
Friends, i thank you for taking time to read and believe my side of the story. I knew you'd take my side. It's been a long hard road but with time and optimism, we shall prevail and be once again be united Homina's!
Kind regards,
Marce.
[OOC: I've really no idea where I'm going with this.]
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marceline nitwit.
professional procrastinator.
atys's first openly transgender homina.
loyal member of the guardians of subox.
founding member of the cookies.
proud honorary member of the Lost Girls.
Douglas (atys)
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