Ten things that prove you have become a Ryzom addict... - English

#1 Added by Tssz(arispotle) 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

1. You see one or two dogs, get anxious and instantly scream : « Aggro area! »
2. When in crowds, you develop aggrophobia.
3. You won’t wear jewels that don’t have amber.
4. You make sure you wear your best jewels for a trek in the forest.
5. You interrupt any two people fighting and say : « Is this a PvP area or are you both willing participants?
6. The neighbours complain about your many cats.
7. Preparing supper every night, you can’t help but wonder what recipe would give ya a better kitchen knife.
8. For your next car, you seriously consider mektoub power over horse power.
9. You expect your other half to follow you to work and act as an alt.
10. …

Guess you need to fill in the tenth one. :)))

#2 Added by Loupi(arispotle) 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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10: You are always looking back to see if your alt is following you. :P

#3 Added by Monje 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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10: You have more Tickets from CSR's about
Ecry Tickets than regular mail

10: A fair amount of your Post have "mysteriously
Vanish along complete Players Posts.

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Am the Lizard King......... I can do Anything
Temporary Insanity Complaint Department Officer
Bring your own Tissues

#4 Added by Bitttymacod 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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You try to target and click on something you can't see clearly.

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Remembering Tyneetryk
Phaedreas Tears - 15 years old and first(*) of true neutral guilds in Atys.
(*) This statement is contested, but we are certainly the longest lasting.
<clowns | me & you | jokers>

#5 Added by Sherkalyn 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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A customer at your registrer bought Capriny cheese and you nearly flipped out until you realize it's actually a brand of goat cheese... (for real).

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Crazy Marshmallow Lady
Former Guild Leader of Exodus Syndicate
Member of Phaedra's Tears
Girl Playing Roles

#6 Added by Bitttymacod 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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You see Bolobi pizza crusts in the store and have to look at the label three times before you realize it's Boboli.

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#7 Added by Myki(arispotle) 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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10a. /em smiles as she politely but determined declines the weddingring while she with an icy voice asks: "No stats?".
10b. /em desperately searches for the kami shrine since all the busses must be karavan.
10c. /em Expects a herd of beasts to come stand on the stuff she is about to dig up from the garden

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#8 Added by Pelian(arispotle) 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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When you celebrate finally mastering jungle digging, only for you to wake up...and instead of being freaked out about just how real that dream was, you actually truly feel downcast that you still hadn't mastered the dig (least I think it was jungle dig I was dreaming out...was a while ago :P )

#9 Added by Sherkalyn 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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When you dream that you are trekking all around Atys and trying to avoid all the aggro... as your real self, after not playing for too long... (Scary, especially the PR bit)

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Crazy Marshmallow Lady
Former Guild Leader of Exodus Syndicate
Member of Phaedra's Tears
Girl Playing Roles

#10 Added by Meagon 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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You see a small dog and wonder if it will pee on you as a yubo does

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Meagy :)
Spirit of Atys
High Officer of Spiritus Artificis
Never argue with an idiot; they will just drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

#11 Added by Liliang 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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When you wake up out of a dead sleep in the middle of the night to go help with Season change or an OP war.... When you have Refer to your spouce as "wifeykoo or Hubbyketh, or your pillow Pillowketh....When your boss comes in to bother you at work and you lean over to your coworker and ask him to heal while you nuke... Just saying..

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The fail whale!

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My name is Lil, but you may call me Your Majesty. ;)

#12 Added by Chloee 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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you know youre an addict when you walk outside and look for nodes in your yard :)

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#13 Added by Myki(arispotle) 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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When you refer to your mother in law as a 2 star q 260 boss.

#14 Added by Hechicera 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Your boss talks about the AoD (Administrator on Duty) and you think it means Avatar of Destruction.

#15 Added by Sherkalyn 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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When it's cold, you wish you could hang out at the Gates of Pyr...

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Crazy Marshmallow Lady
Former Guild Leader of Exodus Syndicate
Member of Phaedra's Tears
Girl Playing Roles