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#1 Added by Lacuna 9 years ago  

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We are offering for auction the following q220 1-hand sword.  The max damage of a q250 version is 367, so this boosted version come in at 7 dmg less.  This is more than compensated for by the speed, adv dodge and dodge stats. Further, by setting the appropriate increase dmg stanze and maxing the bleed stanza, one should be able get this sword to easily out perform non-boosted q250 ones.  Yes, it is not pretty, but stats are better than sparkles.  This will make the perfect gift for any homine needing to get rid of a uselss male in her lfe.



[OOC Bidding starts at 500k. Auction ends 12/07/2015 at 18pm BST.]

Edited 2 times | Last edited by Lacuna (9 years ago)

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#2 Added by Suboxide 9 years ago  

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I do see a big problem there Lac :)

There are no USELESS MALES :p

Stupid ones, ugly ones, annoying ones, .... > yes there are loads of those but no useless ones

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#3 Added by Sjhd 9 years ago  

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500k

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-- Guild Leader of Forsaken Shadows --

"Its me against the world and it wouldnt be fair otherwise."

#4 Added by Gasket 9 years ago  

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What's with the haircut? Going through a "phase"?

Gaskette would like to bid one picture of a dead Suboxide! She's not allowed though.

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Gasket

"It's shite being tryker! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of Atys! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Matis. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Marceline, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****** difference"

#5 Added by Lacuna 9 years ago  

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All males are useless, Subo. That is the literal definition of male:P

Gasket, you could have a least pointed out to Tixi that there is no point censoring your sig for profanity if she is going to leave one in it, ya ***** :P

Last edited by Tiximei (9 years ago) | Reason: Trying to keep RP clean(er), please observe the CoC for the forums

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#6 Added by Shepeng 9 years ago  

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Even if I don't agree with you saying that all males are useless and annoying, and I think you should meet a Jena's priest who could help you resolve your problems with males and see Jena's light, I know one special guy into whom I'll enjoy to put this sword.

So, 600k

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Wu She-Peng

#7 Added by Sjhd 9 years ago  

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700k

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-- Guild Leader of Forsaken Shadows --

"Its me against the world and it wouldnt be fair otherwise."

#8 Added by Nerwane 9 years ago  

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you don't understand !!!

no need the weapon to kill males, buy the fyrette! i begin to 1 million :))

#9 Added by Deed 9 years ago  

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1500k dappers to offer to a homine

Edited 3 times | Last edited by Deed (9 years ago)

#10 Added by Nerwane 9 years ago  

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certainly not! she's mine XD 2 millions!

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#11 Added by Arfur 9 years ago  

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Gasket's new sig is adapted from Begby's rant in Trainspotting I believe ;-)

Last edited by Arfur (9 years ago)

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Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

#12 Added by Marichia 9 years ago  

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Anyone thinking they can just buy Lac with a few measly dappers bid here is sadly mistaken. All serious offers above 1 billion may be made to me by private tell and will be considered on their merit :D

(Will NOT necessarily be sold to the highest bidder, especially if she stops clawing at the gh door trying to get at the q250 zun..............)

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#13 Added by Decci 9 years ago  

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3 millons

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#14 Added by Nerwane 9 years ago  

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*smile* Decci offers 3M for the sword? ^^

#15 Added by Decci 9 years ago  

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For the homine and the sword :p

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