WHO ARE WE

Guild Leader:   SEXY SHAMMI Fasinia, Binarabi, Crafy, Gasket, Cideruppercut, Kalreeg, Pappasmurf, Ozelott, Suboxide, Shammi, Imoxi ... (We go trough them at an alarming rate, HELP US PLS!!!)
High Officers:  All those striked trough and almost every other member in guild
Officers:  Some alts we don't trust and some boobs that just have not been promoted yet
Members:  Boobs but our recruitment package offers great growth rates
> if you want to join just ask any member in guild since 90% have inviting powers

Location:  Fairhaven in the lakes
Allignment:  Trytonist (but Marauders, Kami's, Rangers, Neutrals, Trykers are all welcome)
Outposts:  None and don't want one, if we get one we will distribute it to the officials of the land
PVP-stance:  We try to keep op's in the right lands hands , or we just go for pure fun.


WHAT ARE WE

Most of us come from the old english server Aristople where we played for years in a guild named Guardians of Jena. 
We are for the most part a bunch of homins that love to have fun and to relax. We do like some RP from time to time at an event but mostly we are just chatting about daily live stuff and not really bothering with roleplaying.
When it comes to leveling some of us you won't see much outside of towns anymore since alot of us got what they came for and retired to an existance of slacking at the stables or other parts of town. However this does not mean we are a boring bunch that does not help out new players.
We have Binarabi and Ozelot that do their best to keep the stores filed with great cheap gear for new players so they can buy good gear while deciding what guild to join . 
 And there still are quite alot other members that go out daily to explore/dig/craft/hunt and help out whoever needs help.
 Except for Gasket he is utterly tottaly worthless to anyone!
But not everyone is like Gasket we still got Mr. Awesome himself in the guild, better known as Suboxide (if I my say so myself).
 And there are so many more helpfull ppl in this guild i'm forgetting like: Pappasmurf, Astrath, Eikichi (the crab), Cideruppercut (Ghuiss), Kalreeg, Jaydinth, Mibjar, Marceline, Ruelana, ... (If i forgot you i'm sorry)

So you can see we offer the total package if you are looking to have a fun time on atys and not be to serious ask anyone inguild for an invite except for Suboxide!


IMPORTANT NOTE

We are here to answer questions and help homins out and above all just to relax and have fun. So we do expect more then just one 'HI' a day. We are a chatty bunch and we expect the same from all our guildies, this doesn't mean you are forced to chat every day but if there is next to no chat participation from new recruits for around a week you will get a nice mail telling you we are not the guild for you. Don't take this personal but we like it lively in here. 

*FULFILLED, see further down* Ps. If you decide to join this guild after reading and seeing this post let us know upon joining. There is an inguild bet coupled with this post I would love never to be fullfilled.

Oh btw we are not a one day wonder on atys :)

A drunk member just noticed we have been having fun for 900 days since merger.

900 of these? ;p

Did have some of these as well but I'm happy to inform you we let these behind us:

And the most recent promotion is Ozelott - as our illustrious Guild Leader - grats Ozzie :))

Gratz Ozelott on makeing it as GL of GoS.
Serves you right Pappasmurf was about time you stepped down!

Hopes Ozelott's first action will be to kick all males from guild! :P

Be a bit lonely ...

Yes you heard right guess who will follow up Ozelott and win 100K dapper!!!!

All we need from you is who it will be and how long Ozelott's reign will be. If there are 2 that vote the same we will choose the one closest in date.

Could we have a list of the members please? or it will be a bit difficult

Just look for drunkards in /u. It is most likely one of us.

My bet is 1 week, and Jaydinth. She's the only one sane enough and online little enough.

My bet is 3 days and Suboxide (in about 3 days they will be drunk again, i think XD)

In the news we got a new lovely guildy this week called Cally or was Callie? Actually think it's both :D


This means folowing bet has been fullfilled:

So to everyone who see's Bina digging in desert pls agro dragg on her so that she never masters desert dig PLEEEEEEEEASE.  I so don't wanna go  master my heals 




In other news Ozzelot is still going strong as guild leader she might break all records at this rate.
(we are still accepting votes for when she finally gives up or messes up so badly she has no other choise)

I Love Ozelott! If you threaten her in any way you will suffer my wrath! >:[

~Go Ozzy, go!! :D

YOU ALL FAILED ME!!! Bina mastered her desert digging 


There is however still a small chance. She still needs 1.5 lvls in JUNGLE to master. So go find your best kinchers, take out your yettin, go for a walk with some zerx, train some kiro, fill up your kipestas, .... But do whatever you can and get bina killed over and over and over .... until she gives up!!!