GUILD REGISTRY

Oh my!
It's an honour and a half!!

i'd like to say a few words, if i may.

There comes a time in everyone's life where each moment is treasured. It may be a small moment, it may be a large moment but both are treasured equally.
Many moments in my recent life fall between the small and large brackets, and none are more treasurable than the moment I was set free from the curse that bound me to being perceived as something I am not.
I talk, of course, of my Q10 basic willy. 
The moment it was brutally chopped off, by the blade of an unsanitary and relatively blunt axe, was the pinacle turning point in my life. As the blood trickled violently down my legs i knew that i was one step closer to nirvana. I knew that there was no going back from here and although the act had been done without my complete consent, I felt no anger towards my highly unqualified surgeons for I was now truly as much of a homina as i could be without serious medical consultation.

I would like the thank Lacuna and Spettra for their continual antagonisation towards my genitalia. I would also like to thank Marichia for never once stopping the aforementioned homina's from carrying out their wonderfully cruel business.
Finally, I would like the thank Binarabi for having absolutley no idea what is going on at any given moment.
Without you all I would not be the hideously disfugured picture of health I am today.
I, with my angry inch, can carry out my daily life safe in the knowledge that there will always be a part of me somewhere else.

Thank you.

For posterity, here is one of your "small" moments ♥

best picture editing ever!!!!

OMG! Ouch!

If we have told you once, we have have told you a thousand times - we want lasagne!

Sorry I forgot to pay my gas bill :( It won't happen again, Mistress. My deepest apologies.

hey lac, i know you'll get a kickout of this drink and it might even be something you could like.

Nutella drink

ros found this and sent it to me with demands that i post it for her.

OMG. This is truly a crime against nutella.

ros said she'll not let it go to waste on those rare occasions when she drinks. (because it's rare it can be "exotic")

I could be persuaded to drink it when males have commited crimes against my sanity :p

♥♥♥♥Lost Girls are delighted to welcome Marikka to her new home♥♥♥

We are sisters. We will have no leader. We are not good girls - we are Lost Girls!

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[In the Lost Girl Guild House.]

A stony faced Marichia turned to Marikka, ‘For your initiation into the guild we require a small example of your devotion to the cause.  The male disease must be eradicated from Ays!’

Marikka had never seen Chai so angry before. The normally calm and sweet tempered Matis girl was seething with rage.  Lacuna seemed to be talking to herself again and was mumbling something about Ghuiss and birthdays.

“We want you to hunt down and kill Agan. Not only has he not paid his protection dappers this month, but the vile homin also stole all our lasagne last night from Babel and Altyra!!’  This last part was literally screamed.  Marikka noticed that Babel and Altyra seemed to go somewhat red in the face at this pronouncement, but quickly adopted an air of pensive innocence.  “How Agan dies, we leave up to you.  But let us say we hope that it is creative and painful! After this, you will be considered a full sister in the guild.’

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Spettra, Marichia, Lacuna, Marikka….. and….ummmmmm Bones.

Happy to be here! I will disclose full details on the death of Agan soon. But first, we must eat our Lasagna & Nutella cheesecake. :)

*cries* poor guy. Please be gentle with him, he's a good guy.

There was a long pause... then Marikka smiled "So, all I have to do now is kill him?"
Lacuna and Marichia nodded and giggled.

" Make it long and painful too! And as always, castration is a must" Chirped Marichia.

Marikka knew Agan well enough to know that he'd take her bait...

Bosses and women were his essential weaknesses.

So, she quickly sent him a tell.

You tell: Agan :)
Agan tells you: Marikka :)
You tell: Interested in some Boss hunting? Madakoo may be up!
Agan tells you: Of course, invite Nerwane too plz
You tell: How about this time we just go alone? *wink wink*

Agan, being the creepy old man he is, obliged and fell prey to her plans.

Marikka began her scheme in the south of Underspring...
" Okay go check the north and we can meet up in the middle, I have a surprise for you!" Marikka said knowing full and well the Kitin Patrol were running rampant in his direction.

"Kkaa!! Can I get a rez?" Agan said

She sees his comatose body laying 100 meters from the nearest Lacerating Kirosta...

"Perfect, he's just where I need him..Just one thing to do first..." she said to herself as she pulls out her 1h hand sword.
The rest.. you can figure out for yourself.

Then grabbing the rope from her bag she ties it around Agan's waist.

Then Agan awakes suddenly...

"What are you doing?!? Marikka!! Please I beg you, I'll forever be your personal slave... just don't kill me!" He cries.
Shutup, you silly male! You're making my ears hurt!"
His incessant whining was grating on her nerves...

She fastens the rope securely.. And also quickly places a loop at the end of the rope.
Eventually the patrol makes its rounds near his body...

They gained speed, and the looped roped caught ahold of one of the Kirosta's leg.
She watched as they danced his body around the springs and laughed.

After awhile the Kirosta frees itself from the rope. They began to peck and poison the homin...for hours.. and hours...and eventually left the lifeless body.

As soon as they were out of sight, Marikka emerged feeling triumphant.

She knew the last piece of her initiation would be dragging him to his burial site in the Lake lands.


As soon as she arrived with Agan's body...Lacuna and Marichia were waiting for her.

"Oh my gosh you did it!!!" Lacuna exclaimed in sheer excitement.

"Another male bites the dust!" Marichia grinned.

The 3 girls laughed at the fact yet another male met their doom.

Marikka slowly rolled the homin into a shallow grave. Her mission complete.
As she rose, she looked up at Lacuna and Marichia and they said...

" We hereby, officially accept you as one of our sisters. Welcome to Lost Girls!!"

As they all 3 danced over the grave, Marikka's new journey as a Lost Girl began...

To much love for me dont deserve :)