GUILD REGISTRY

WOW! U are pvp God. Wish I could kill a baby toon. You should contact Lilz he needs experts like you for his PvP school :P

i R ledgandury.

You sure are, hun.

Lost Girls are pleased to announce that the homina, Marceline, has be made an honoury member of the guild.

Oh my!
It's an honour and a half!!

i'd like to say a few words, if i may.

There comes a time in everyone's life where each moment is treasured. It may be a small moment, it may be a large moment but both are treasured equally.
Many moments in my recent life fall between the small and large brackets, and none are more treasurable than the moment I was set free from the curse that bound me to being perceived as something I am not.
I talk, of course, of my Q10 basic willy. 
The moment it was brutally chopped off, by the blade of an unsanitary and relatively blunt axe, was the pinacle turning point in my life. As the blood trickled violently down my legs i knew that i was one step closer to nirvana. I knew that there was no going back from here and although the act had been done without my complete consent, I felt no anger towards my highly unqualified surgeons for I was now truly as much of a homina as i could be without serious medical consultation.

I would like the thank Lacuna and Spettra for their continual antagonisation towards my genitalia. I would also like to thank Marichia for never once stopping the aforementioned homina's from carrying out their wonderfully cruel business.
Finally, I would like the thank Binarabi for having absolutley no idea what is going on at any given moment.
Without you all I would not be the hideously disfugured picture of health I am today.
I, with my angry inch, can carry out my daily life safe in the knowledge that there will always be a part of me somewhere else.

Thank you.

For posterity, here is one of your "small" moments ♥

best picture editing ever!!!!

OMG! Ouch!

If we have told you once, we have have told you a thousand times - we want lasagne!

Sorry I forgot to pay my gas bill :( It won't happen again, Mistress. My deepest apologies.

hey lac, i know you'll get a kickout of this drink and it might even be something you could like.

Nutella drink

ros found this and sent it to me with demands that i post it for her.

OMG. This is truly a crime against nutella.

ros said she'll not let it go to waste on those rare occasions when she drinks. (because it's rare it can be "exotic")

I could be persuaded to drink it when males have commited crimes against my sanity :p

♥♥♥♥Lost Girls are delighted to welcome Marikka to her new home♥♥♥

We are sisters. We will have no leader. We are not good girls - we are Lost Girls!

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[In the Lost Girl Guild House.]

A stony faced Marichia turned to Marikka, ‘For your initiation into the guild we require a small example of your devotion to the cause.  The male disease must be eradicated from Ays!’

Marikka had never seen Chai so angry before. The normally calm and sweet tempered Matis girl was seething with rage.  Lacuna seemed to be talking to herself again and was mumbling something about Ghuiss and birthdays.

“We want you to hunt down and kill Agan. Not only has he not paid his protection dappers this month, but the vile homin also stole all our lasagne last night from Babel and Altyra!!’  This last part was literally screamed.  Marikka noticed that Babel and Altyra seemed to go somewhat red in the face at this pronouncement, but quickly adopted an air of pensive innocence.  “How Agan dies, we leave up to you.  But let us say we hope that it is creative and painful! After this, you will be considered a full sister in the guild.’

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Spettra, Marichia, Lacuna, Marikka….. and….ummmmmm Bones.