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#28 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

Katla (atys)

OC I clicked on it and it turned out my mek was on follow! So both of us ported, both died horribly and my mek was full of cats! So had to empty bag and go on a suicidal rescue mission of the inventory and another stupid DP :P

On the 'bright' side, at least you were losing the mek anyway. :(

Remickla (atys)

Good times. They paid for it tho, eventually... I got quite a few crafting levels from stuffing, shafts, and leather :p

Revenge is always sweet.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

That is soo funny, and true! :)

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katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#29 Added by Arfur 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Not my death, but I managed to get my Mek dead just because I wasn't paying attention. I'm out digging, lots of gas still puthering from various dig sites. I forgot my Mek was on follow and it wandered into a cloud of gas. My back was turned. First thing I know was a groan then thud as the Mek hit the ground.

My embarrassment at this is only tempered by the hope that by making this stupidity public, less people will be caught out in this way.

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#30 Added by Ambika 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

Oh Jena, if I had been drinking water or something, I would have spit it out reading that. So accurate. Haha

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#31 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Ambika (atys)

Oh Jena, if I had been drinking water or something, I would have spit it out reading that. So accurate. Haha

Luckily I'd put my coffee down!

I'm so putting that quote in my signature. :o)

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Elder Of Atys

Chasing the DING!

katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#32 Added by Sherkalyn 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Them damn Javings... I used to call them "Flying Trashbags" because of their torn-up wings and after many deaths of getting disarmed and having my perfectly tanned Fyros butt handed to me, I'd nuke every single one I saw on my way to the Ruins of Silan and I called that game "Drop Dead, Javings".

Also, my first trek to Thesos with Beau cost me quite a few DPs in Sawdust Mines trying to recover my mount I fell off from on that first hill covered in aggro you see when you get off the bridge. And then I lost said mount in Hidden Source because a yelk farted too close to it. Sirgio's guys got me good too...

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#33 Added by Trixie 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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The first DP was dying to a yubo in old starter island. But the one that stands out to me from those early days was when I tried to collect PR teleports in AoI. In those days the KP was active and it was quite difficult to be anywhere in PR for more than a minute without getting spotted and attacked by kitins. I actually found the incident on the old forums, it's a good read (if you like to have a look), and such a nice memory, brings tears to my eyes just reading it because many of those reknown homins are no longer with us. Some of you might even recognized some of them.

#34 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Wow Trixie, that's a real trip down memory lane. So many memorable names, some sadly not with us, some happily still here.

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Elder Of Atys

Chasing the DING!

katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#35 Added by Fyrosfreddy 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Trixie:

I remeber your repeated attempts to get thru US into Jungle (before the new portal) when they 1st opened PR and due to tons of determination you got thru. Then about a week later soemthing broke and there were no mobs in PR and lotta othe rplayers snuck thru ..... "was piece of pie .... easy as cake"

2 dappers to the peep who provides the movie reference for that quote.

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#36 Added by Dinorath 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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2010, the year we make contact =p

#37 Added by Talkirc 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Omg, don't let hal9000 play the game.

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Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

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#38 Added by Virg 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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My favourite death has to belong to a new player we were trekking from Zora to FH. As we just arrived through the BB portal he posted in team chat "OHHHH THEY ARE SOOO CUTE!!". I turn around to see him run headfirst into 20 cutes.. *rez please*

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#39 Added by Fyrosfreddy 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Cutes are my favorite "escort" through BB. Pick up 6 cutes, then run thru the kinchers unscathed :)

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#40 Added by Bitttymacod 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Of course you have to survive your escort. :)

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#41 Added by Fyrosfreddy 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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They have shorter legs than kinchers and fall off fast :)

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#42 Added by Minou 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Many many moons ago, as a young homin, Minou and comrade were looking for some psykoplas to level up their skills.

We sent a /tell to Nayari, who said, "Well, I know here you can find some.. head over to this place called 'Pyskopla Hill' on your maps. There's a whole bunch of them there.".

Foolishly trusting her many moons on Atys before us, we head up the road from Yrkanis, doing our daily dog 'run/die/res each' other routine, Eventually making our way to the hill.

We pull out our weapons and merrily start bashing the psykoplas until nary a one is left.. then I turn and exclaim to my comrade "Hey! What's this pretty blue thing? It says its name is Bodokin", and we climb back down the hill to investigate.. neither one of us bothering to look back up on the hill.

Suddenly, we see our HP bars slowly but surely dropping.. "REZ Please!!!!!"

(Hoping I left this sufficiently vague as to not be a total spoiler for homins that don't know why you don't kill the plants on that hill).

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