Funny/clumsy/silly death - English - Ryzom Community Forum

#16 Added by Baet 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

Trekking in a large group of lower levels to Yrk from the Desert, my first trek, and one of the many kitins right outside the portal spotted us. "RUN" one person said, so i bolted, straight to the first camp i saw. *Rez Please*

#17 Added by Razrah 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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As so many others, probably, digging nicely whilst chatting ignoring sysinfo and all the other indicators.... until BOOOOOOOM....

....well guess I was lucky with surviving it by 1, yes one, HP.
Couldn't believe how lucky I was and start writing in the guild chat about my fortune, just to find out with the next glance onto the screen that I got killed by a cuddly cuttler.

Rez please? Oh well just let my lay there so I've got time to contemplate about extensive chatting.

#18 Added by Crailus 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Yuritau (atys)

stabbing yubos in the forest, and all of a sudden "... rez please"

"also, wtf is Ora??"

Good times.

This.

#19 Added by Fyrosfreddy 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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My grandest accomplishment in this regard was the sysinfo message:

"You killed yourself"

http://fluffybunnies.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=354

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#20 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Zauza (atys)

Happened before the reset, when atrium power teleports where in use... I clicked on the teleport that said "DO NOT GO HERE, REALLY" .... "rez please"

Is there anyone who honestly DIDN'T click that one? :o)

I actually managed to hit another tp and escape before death but it was close.

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Elder Of Atys

Chasing the DING!

katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#21 Added by Bitttymacod 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Yes -- I didn't click on that one.

Yes -- I'm strange.

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Phaedreas Tears - 15 years old and first(*) of true neutral guilds in Atys.
(*) This statement is contested, but we are certainly the longest lasting.
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#22 Added by Arfur 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Neela (atys)

Zauza (atys)
Happened before the reset, when atrium power teleports where in use... I clicked on the teleport that said "DO NOT GO HERE, REALLY" .... "rez please"

Is there anyone who honestly DIDN'T click that one? :o)

I actually managed to hit another tp and escape before death but it was close.

I clicked on that one too, and I'm seriously impressed that you got out alive.

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It's bad luck to be superstitious . . .

Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

#23 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Bitttymacod (atys)

Yes -- I didn't click on that one.

I admire your restraint, my first reaction when I saw that was "must......not......click..."
Then I clicked. ;-)

Arfur (atys)

I clicked on that one too, and I'm seriously impressed that you got out alive.

Well given the name of the link I was expecting trouble so just reacted quickly enough lol

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Elder Of Atys

Chasing the DING!

katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#24 Added by Byrana 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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I clicked all the "do not click me REALLYs" because I couldn't resist either. I think the best one I did was walking right into the mass of javings on Silan when I didn't know why everyone dislikes them so much and not understanding why my amps were gone...

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#25 Added by Talkirc 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Didn't click that don't click like bitty, I thought why bother. First got to the ml and just out the gate of the city , look a bodoc, those are weak.. .. not in KoD, thinks to self: dorthy was right, this ain't Kansans anymore. Rez please.

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Remickla (atys)

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#26 Added by Katla 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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OC I clicked on it and it turned out my mek was on follow! So both of us ported, both died horribly and my mek was full of cats! So had to empty bag and go on a suicidal rescue mission of the inventory and another stupid DP :P

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#27 Added by Remickla 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Taken from an email to my son, extolling the virtues of Ryzom over 'that other game' ....

I found me a bunch of birds yesterday - "Fledgling" and "Newborn". "Pfffft, how bad could it be?" I think to myself. Waaaall .... I get over next to one, hit him with a ranged cold spell (resisted) he flies over I hit him with my acid spell (interrupted) then one of his buddies comes over as he's hitting me for 40+ pts a pop while I stand there with a stupid look on my face (like he needs help right?) So I haul out my weapon *Poof!* it's gone in a silver glow around me - "WTF??.....Oh ****" ...I awkwardly swing a fist, which he promptly laughs off and pecks another 40pts out of my ***. *I look around quick to see if anyone saw that* Then his OTHER buddy comes over as I'm clumsily equipping my sword again! "**** Me!" Now I'm losing around 120 pts every couple seconds! So I quick heal myself 200 Pts, haul back on my sword *Poof!* gone again!! "**** **** **** **** ****!!!!!" Trying to re-equip, heal is out for 2 mins ... birds are going ape-**** .... yet ANOTHER ****ing bird comes in?!?!! I get 1 good swing in ... and die. "Um ... this is the newb area...yes?"

Good times. They paid for it tho, eventually... I got quite a few crafting levels from stuffing, shafts, and leather :p

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#28 Added by Neela 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Katla (atys)

OC I clicked on it and it turned out my mek was on follow! So both of us ported, both died horribly and my mek was full of cats! So had to empty bag and go on a suicidal rescue mission of the inventory and another stupid DP :P

On the 'bright' side, at least you were losing the mek anyway. :(

Remickla (atys)

Good times. They paid for it tho, eventually... I got quite a few crafting levels from stuffing, shafts, and leather :p

Revenge is always sweet.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

That is soo funny, and true! :)

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Elder Of Atys

Chasing the DING!

katriell

You can't "complete" the mainland. If one thinks one has seen or done everything there, one is kidding oneself. But be prepared to "get out what you put in," because the mainland does not coddle or hold hands.

Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

#29 Added by Arfur 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Not my death, but I managed to get my Mek dead just because I wasn't paying attention. I'm out digging, lots of gas still puthering from various dig sites. I forgot my Mek was on follow and it wandered into a cloud of gas. My back was turned. First thing I know was a groan then thud as the Mek hit the ground.

My embarrassment at this is only tempered by the hope that by making this stupidity public, less people will be caught out in this way.

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It's bad luck to be superstitious . . .

Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

#30 Added by Ambika 1 decade ago Report | Quote [en]

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Remickla (atys)

Other games - they give you a cookie whether you succeed or not, in fact you don't even have to participate. Ryzom takes your cookie, eats it in front of you, and slaps you 2 or 3 times for bringing a cookie in the first place.

Oh Jena, if I had been drinking water or something, I would have spit it out reading that. So accurate. Haha

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