What's this? Competition to our sarcastic comed... ehm, respectable news outlet, AND to our plans to rule the desert, both at once? :o
I'm sure we can work this out though, my proposal is this:
In ancient history, homin tribes used to keep the peace by giving the daughters of their tribe leader to their neighbour tribes as hostages. The idea was that the tribes wouldn't dare attack eachother if the other tribe had their princess hostage and could kill her if war broke out.
So, I propose the Matis give the Fyros our future princess, Miss Fillia Taloa, as hostage. So that if we attack you, you can kill her. That should ensure peace between us, wouldn't you think? :)
I'm sure we can work this out though, my proposal is this:
In ancient history, homin tribes used to keep the peace by giving the daughters of their tribe leader to their neighbour tribes as hostages. The idea was that the tribes wouldn't dare attack eachother if the other tribe had their princess hostage and could kill her if war broke out.
So, I propose the Matis give the Fyros our future princess, Miss Fillia Taloa, as hostage. So that if we attack you, you can kill her. That should ensure peace between us, wouldn't you think? :)