Keep finding these songs from old days on my Hard Drive ... yeah we got bored during those group digs and it was a way to get some laughs
Again, 1st the music link ... click on line below:
The Battle of Thesos Ruins
In twenty-five-fourteen we took a little trip
Along with Emperor Dexton down the mighty Thesos Rip
We took some Yetin bacon and we took some Stinga beans
And we caught the bloody Matis in the place called Thesos Ruins
(Chorus) We fired our rifles and the Matis kept a comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe
We looked down Thesos river and we see'd the Matis come
And there must've been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood beside our packers and didn't say a thing
We fired . . .(chorus)
Old Dexton said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire launchers till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire till we see'd their faces well
Then we opened up our vedice guns and really gave 'em well
We fired . . .(chorus)
Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where Gubunnies couldn't go
They ran so fast that the gingos couldn't catch 'em
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe
We fired our launchers till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed a big tyrancha and shot off another round
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the 'Rancha lost his mind
We fired . . . (chorus)
Again, 1st the music link ... click on line below:
The Battle of Thesos Ruins
In twenty-five-fourteen we took a little trip
Along with Emperor Dexton down the mighty Thesos Rip
We took some Yetin bacon and we took some Stinga beans
And we caught the bloody Matis in the place called Thesos Ruins
(Chorus) We fired our rifles and the Matis kept a comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe
We looked down Thesos river and we see'd the Matis come
And there must've been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood beside our packers and didn't say a thing
We fired . . .(chorus)
Old Dexton said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire launchers till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire till we see'd their faces well
Then we opened up our vedice guns and really gave 'em well
We fired . . .(chorus)
Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where Gubunnies couldn't go
They ran so fast that the gingos couldn't catch 'em
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe
We fired our launchers till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed a big tyrancha and shot off another round
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the 'Rancha lost his mind
We fired . . . (chorus)
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