Since there are going to be a lot of newly arrived refugees from Silan, I thought I could offer a few words of wisdom to young homines.
You may see some slow moving mobs watering around as if drunk. They are big, ugly and release noxious gas in large explosive bursts. These are not to be confused with yelks - they are homins. Sadly the male infestation is endemic on Ryzom at the moment. Best thing a homine can do when encountering one of these stink bags is to hit them an axe, while holding her breath of course!
Do not go to Yrkanis! It is full of freakish day walkers. The male variety spends longer in front of a mirror than I do! You cannot trust them - they are all EVIL! Not only are the males ugly, dumb and smelly - they have a disgusting habit of wandering round naked! *glares at Nuno* The Matis also have no sense of humour, and sulk for ages when you try to set fire to them!
Do not go to Pyr! The desert male is without doubt THE most stinky variety of the male infestation. Not only do they not know what soap and water is. They will brag about bathing in fire blah blah blah. This translates as they have never washed in their life and the fungus growing on them makes them very easy to mistake for a Yelk! The worst offender is without doubt, Fyrosfreddy! Though he has some very close competition in the smelling like a decomposing yubo department.
Never ask for a rez on uni or any other chat! It is embarrassing and makes a girl sound like a crying male!
Dragging Kitin Patrols and other aggro on males is allowed!
The only good homin is a dead homin!
Do not trust anyone who tells you that gubani and lumpers are cute little herbivores. They are likely Rangers - well know allies of the kitin. Avoid the kami and kara like the plague, the less said about religious lunatics the better. What they get up to while worshiping a stuffed toy and drunk matis pole dancer, respectively, is not for tender homines newly arrived from Silan. And, finally, anyone who says that Lost Girl’s Save the Orphans Fund is a scam is a damned liar! All dappers raised, after admin costs are distributed to worthy causes! *cough*
Edited: Do not quote a CSR without first talking to her!
You may see some slow moving mobs watering around as if drunk. They are big, ugly and release noxious gas in large explosive bursts. These are not to be confused with yelks - they are homins. Sadly the male infestation is endemic on Ryzom at the moment. Best thing a homine can do when encountering one of these stink bags is to hit them an axe, while holding her breath of course!
Do not go to Yrkanis! It is full of freakish day walkers. The male variety spends longer in front of a mirror than I do! You cannot trust them - they are all EVIL! Not only are the males ugly, dumb and smelly - they have a disgusting habit of wandering round naked! *glares at Nuno* The Matis also have no sense of humour, and sulk for ages when you try to set fire to them!
Do not go to Pyr! The desert male is without doubt THE most stinky variety of the male infestation. Not only do they not know what soap and water is. They will brag about bathing in fire blah blah blah. This translates as they have never washed in their life and the fungus growing on them makes them very easy to mistake for a Yelk! The worst offender is without doubt, Fyrosfreddy! Though he has some very close competition in the smelling like a decomposing yubo department.
Never ask for a rez on uni or any other chat! It is embarrassing and makes a girl sound like a crying male!
Dragging Kitin Patrols and other aggro on males is allowed!
The only good homin is a dead homin!
Do not trust anyone who tells you that gubani and lumpers are cute little herbivores. They are likely Rangers - well know allies of the kitin. Avoid the kami and kara like the plague, the less said about religious lunatics the better. What they get up to while worshiping a stuffed toy and drunk matis pole dancer, respectively, is not for tender homines newly arrived from Silan. And, finally, anyone who says that Lost Girl’s Save the Orphans Fund is a scam is a damned liar! All dappers raised, after admin costs are distributed to worthy causes! *cough*
Edited: Do not quote a CSR without first talking to her!
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