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#1 Multilingual 

Much to our dismay the male disease continues to infest Atys.  Lost Girls are offering a reword of a boosted off-hand dagger to the homina who proves herself most worthy in combating this menace. 





[OOC] Post proof of you killing a dead homin here.  You are encouraged to use captions.  The winner will be the homina who makes us laugh the most at a male eating dirt.  Contest is open to all subbed female toons.  Contest ends 06/06/2015.  Judges decision is final. Bribery is encouraged.

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#2 [en] 

Oo

#3 [en] 

Outrageous bribery is encouraged even more.........

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#4 [en] 

You racists...

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I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

#5 Multilingual 

Rubiksmomo (atys)
You racists...

We object! We want all males dead irespective of race or religion!

Last edited by Lacuna (4 years ago)

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#6 [en] 

Sexism!

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I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused

#7 [en] 

Not at all, we consider encouraging homina to kill farting apes as a social service!

[OOC The competition is limited to female toons, not players. Lost Girls is an alternative comedy - a feminist satire  on the social and cultural contruction of gender identities and relations, much in the vein of Swift's A Modest Proposal.]

Last edited by Lacuna (4 years ago)

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#8 [en] 

How about if I kill myself?  It happens a lot digging . . .

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It's bad luck to be superstitious . . .



Palta e decata, nan nec ilne matala.

When one goes on a journey it is not the scenery that changes, but the traveller

#9 [en] 

shammi just tried to kill me careplanning! Your contest is evil if a poor male can't even careplan!

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

#10 [en] 

Arfur (atys)
How about if I kill myself?  It happens a lot digging . . .

Though this would make us laugh, and we encourage all males to do Atys a favour and mass suicide, the competition is only open to hominas :)

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#11 [en] 

Suboxide (atys)
shammi just tried to kill me careplanning! Your contest is evil if a poor male can't even careplan!

Excellent. We look forward to many entries featuring dead Suboxides.

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#12 [en] 



does the time we killed bones then sat on him count?

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marceline nitwit.
professional procrastinator.
atys's first openly transgender homina.
loyal member of the guardians of subox.
founding member of the cookies.
proud honorary member of the Lost Girls.

Douglas (atys)
“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
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#13 [en] 

Disqualified for conduct unbefitting of a homina! We asked you to kill a homin, not take part in, what appears to be, some weird Matis sex party!

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#14 [en] 

forgive me senpai, t'was a long time ago and i was under the influence of heavy narcotics and hormone replacement therapy.

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marceline nitwit.
professional procrastinator.
atys's first openly transgender homina.
loyal member of the guardians of subox.
founding member of the cookies.
proud honorary member of the Lost Girls.

Douglas (atys)
“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
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#15 [en] 

she did it lac:

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Adaptation from "I have a dream" by "Martin Luther King"
I have a dream that one day this world will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all homin are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the hills of Fairhaven the sons of former homins left behind and the sons of former homins that were lucky enough to be rescued will be able to sit down together at a campfire of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the Matis, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my 64 little guildies will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin or the religion they follow but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.
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