English

Lately, I have been thinking of parody songs and posted 2 in English uni but I thought that a forum would be better - I did not write them down for keepsake, so they are lost to time unless someone else kept them. Here is my next one dedicated to Jena and Raj:

We Get What We Forage

Oh, Jena tell me, do we keep what we forage?
Whoa, we get keep we forage

And Prime Roots we go
Prime Roots we go
Say Prime Roots we go
Prime Roots we go

You let your packer run wild
Supreme Nodes have come as we all, oh, go down
Yeah but for the fall, ooh, my
Do you dare to look Raj right in the eyes? Yeah

Oh, 'cause Raj will run you down, down 'til the OP
Yes and Raj will run you down, down 'til you fall
And Raj will run you down, down 'til you port
Yeah, so you can't forage no more

And Prime Roots we go
Prime Roots we go
Say Prime Roots we go
Oh, 'cause Raj will run you down, down 'til you fall
Prime Roots we go

Oh Kami, yeah
Oh, Kami
Kami
Prime Roots we go
Yeah

And Prime Roots we go
Prime Roots we go
Say Prime Roots we go, ooh
Prime Roots we go

Lookout Crafting

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause, here I come
Because OP Amps were, made for fun

I forage hard, everyday, it’s all craft and no gain
With the boss on my back, he don't give me any mats
I write down, I’m wondering how my Amps gonna be

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

By the time OP war comes, I feel the beat and I want to have fun

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause, here I come
Because OP Amps were, made for fun

All you Kamis, clap your hands, stomp your feet and grab your Amps

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

Okay Kara, its your time, show the Kamis the Maras are blind

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause, here I come
Because OP Amps were, made for fun

Kami OPs, roaming tribes, auto-launchers and Kara rays

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

I forage hard, everyday, it’s all craft and no gain
With the boss on my back, he don't give me any mats
I write down, I’m wondering how my Amps gonna be

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause, here I come
Because OP Amps were, made for fun

Kami OPs, roaming tribes, auto-launchers and Kara rays

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause, here I come
Because OP Amps were, made for fun

Lookout Tree-Bore 'cause
Because Generic Plans were
Because Generic Plans were
Because Generic Plans were

Lookout Big Trepan 'cause, here I come
Because Generic Plans were, made for fun

Another Plod Bites the Dust

Ooh, let's go!

Guildie walks warily to the Void
With the helm pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
HA and 2h-sword ready to go
Are you ready? Hey, are you ready for this?
Are you hanging out at Paramount Stock?
Out of the Outpost Bajam rip
To the sound of his charging beat, yeah

Another plod bites the dust
Another plod bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another plod bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get Zerx too
Another plod bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to level along
Without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything level that I had
And kicked me out on my own
Are you happy, are you satisfied?
How long can you train without me?
Out of the Outpost Bajam rip
To the sound of his charging beat
Look out

Another plod bites the dust
Another plod bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another plod bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get Zerx too
Another plod bites the dust

Hey
Plod, take it
Bite the dust, hey
Another plod bites the dust
Another plod bites the dust, ow
Another plod bites the dust, hey hey
Another plod bites the dust, hey-eh-eh
Ooh

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a guildie
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him, you can cheat him, you can treat him bad
And leave him when he's down, yeah
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the Outpost Bajam rip
To the sound of his charging beat
Oh yeah

Another plod bites the dust
Another plod bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another plod bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get Zerx too
Another plod bites the dust

Shoot out
Ay-yeah
Alright

Haven of Lucidity

Hush now, don't you die
Wipe away the goo-drop from your eye
You're lying safe with Pei-Ruz
It was all because of a bad team
Igara spinning over your head
Your mind tricked you to feel the pain
Of some guildie close to you leaving the game of life
So here it is, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your leveling is over... or has it just begun?

There's a place I like to train
An archway that you run through in HoP
Relax newbie, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were resed
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
Leveling in another region
Suddenly you hear and see
This skill has new branch

(I)... will be standing over you
(I)... am gonna help you see it through
(I)... will res you when you die
(I)... am standing next to you, in Haven of Purity

"Visualize your next level
Record it in your tree
Put it into guildie forums
If you persist in your efforts
You can achieve your new amps
Affliction control
How's that then, better?
Help me"

If you open your skill tree
You won't rely on any healing from me
The armor you had before
Come tumbling down, and a new set will be given
Leveling twice as fast once you learn
You're safe from Gar-Lo
A level set in your mind
A round trip journey find
Master of Affliction, can you realize
Your dream's alive, you can be the guide but...

(I)... will be standing over you
(I)... am gonna help you see it through
(I)... will res you when you die
(I)... am standing next to you, in Haven of Purity

Atys has a new Boy Band and this is their first hit single -

Take My Gear Away

Lookin' in your Hall
I see a paradise
This Guild that I've found is too good to be true
Weapons here besides NPC armor to
Want to take as much and give nothing to
Ther's evil in my heart that I'm feeling for you

Let 'em say you’re crazy
I don't care about that
Put your gear in my hand
Baby, I’ll never look back
Let the root around us
Just fall apart
Baby, I can take it
If my rank is HO

And we can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And if this guild runs out of gear
I still have another
Nothing's gonna stop me
Nothing's gonna stop me now

Oh, whoa

I'm so glad I found you
I'm going to rob you
Whatever it takes
I will stay here with you
Taking gear for the good times
Leaving you through the bad times
Whatever it takes
Is what I'm gonna do

Let 'em say you’re crazy
What do they know?
Put your gear in my hand
Baby, I’ll never look back
Let the root around us
Just fall apart
Baby, I can take it
If my rank is HO

And we can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And if this guild runs out of gear
I still have another
Nothing's gonna stop me
Nothing's gonna stop me now

Ooh, all that I need is gear
All that I ever need
All that I want to do
Is take everything from you
Take and take...

And we can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And if this guild runs out of gear
I still have another
Nothing's gonna stop me
Nothing's gonna stop me now

We can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And if this guild runs out of gear
I still have another
Nothing's gonna stop me
Nothing's gonna stop me now

And we can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now (Nothing's gonna stop me now)
And if this guild runs out of gear
Nothing's gonna stop me
Nothing's gonna stop me now

And we can build my toon together
Taking gear forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now

LOL

Gimme the Prize (Master of the Goo’s Theme)

"...in the Jungle with guards from the Outpost."
"He'd also left a Homin's decapitated body lying in the Outpost next to his own severed head."
"A head which at this time has no name..."

- I know his name

Here I am, I'm the Master of the Goo, ha haa
I am the one, the only one, I am the God of Atys come
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize
Give me your Spirits, let me squeeze them in my hands, hey hey hey
Your puny Guardians
Your so-called protectors of your land
I'll eat them whole before I'm done
The war's fought and the Outpost is won
I am the one the only one
I am the God of Atys come
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize
- The prize

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha
- Now you die
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha
- I have something to say - it's better to Goo out than to port away
- Heeargh
- There can be only one
- Eeaaoooor

Move over, I said move over
Hey, hey, hey clear the way
There's no escape from my authority - mmm, I tell you
I am the one, the only one, I am the God of Atys come
Gimme the prize
- The prize
Just gimme the prize
- The prize
I am the one the only one
I am the God of Atys come
Just gimme the prize
- There can be only one -
- Heeaarghh
Hah