Hehe, thanks for saying so, glad someone got a laugh out of it. :)
Here's some more I came up with.
16. Sage Sorrow considers "cast time", "cooldown" and "2-handed" to be merely suggestions.
17. Sage Sorrow once tried to use a teleport pact, and the altar teleported to him.
18. Sage Sorrow is naturally immune to elemental magic. He once tried on a PvP jewelry set and it raised his protections so high, elemental magic now heals him.
19. Sometime in the future, Sage Sorrow will try on amplifiers that improve casting speed. We know this because the spells he'll cast at that time have already hit their targets.
20. Whenever you get a very lucky streak of dodges, you know that somewhere on the planet Sage Sorrow is using Lightning Wall Aura.
21. Sage Sorrow invented the double-spell. By accident. His chance to resist spells was raised to 200% by his jewelry, and this caused every spell fired at him to turn into a double-spell just so he could resist it twice.
22. Many have wondered why Maiden Grove has no maidens. The answer is it used to, but they've all long since left the region to chase after Sage Sorrow.
23. Many have also wondered why Void isn't empty. The answer is the region got it's name when it was first discovered; and the Zoraï scouts who discovered it arrived in the region just after Sage Sorrow did.
24. During this incident, Sage Sorrow also invented the yubo. Or rather, the last few yetins left in Void spontaneously mutated themselves into yubos to escape Sage Sorrow's wrath.
25. Before Sage Sorrow passed through it, the Scorched Corridor was known as "the rest of the Flaming Forest". Before Sage Sorrow visited Liberty Lake, it was known as Mount Liberty.
26. Sage Sorrow can dual-wield yubo plushies. But he never does, because any yubo plushie he wields spontaneously starts breathing fire and shooting lasers from it's eyes.
Seems this meme doesn't come as naturally to the community as the addict one though. Guess we really do have too few bad-ass characters. Oh well, it was worth a shot! Maybe we can do memes about Bubbles instead.
27. Only Bubbles can defeat Sage Sorrow; only Sage Sorrow can defeat Bubbles. The devs have Bubbles endlessly wandering the Yrkanis stables to minimise the chances he'll ever meet Sage Sorrow.
And I agree, Ghuiss. Deamla and Biajimmio were pretty bad-ass. (Who the heck is Bero Niri though?) However I haven't seen them since Sage Sorrow appeared, which leads me to conclude:
28. Deamla and Biajimmio fused themselves into a single being - the result was Sage Sorrow. Or maybe Bubbles.
Here's some more I came up with.
16. Sage Sorrow considers "cast time", "cooldown" and "2-handed" to be merely suggestions.
17. Sage Sorrow once tried to use a teleport pact, and the altar teleported to him.
18. Sage Sorrow is naturally immune to elemental magic. He once tried on a PvP jewelry set and it raised his protections so high, elemental magic now heals him.
19. Sometime in the future, Sage Sorrow will try on amplifiers that improve casting speed. We know this because the spells he'll cast at that time have already hit their targets.
20. Whenever you get a very lucky streak of dodges, you know that somewhere on the planet Sage Sorrow is using Lightning Wall Aura.
21. Sage Sorrow invented the double-spell. By accident. His chance to resist spells was raised to 200% by his jewelry, and this caused every spell fired at him to turn into a double-spell just so he could resist it twice.
22. Many have wondered why Maiden Grove has no maidens. The answer is it used to, but they've all long since left the region to chase after Sage Sorrow.
23. Many have also wondered why Void isn't empty. The answer is the region got it's name when it was first discovered; and the Zoraï scouts who discovered it arrived in the region just after Sage Sorrow did.
24. During this incident, Sage Sorrow also invented the yubo. Or rather, the last few yetins left in Void spontaneously mutated themselves into yubos to escape Sage Sorrow's wrath.
25. Before Sage Sorrow passed through it, the Scorched Corridor was known as "the rest of the Flaming Forest". Before Sage Sorrow visited Liberty Lake, it was known as Mount Liberty.
26. Sage Sorrow can dual-wield yubo plushies. But he never does, because any yubo plushie he wields spontaneously starts breathing fire and shooting lasers from it's eyes.
Seems this meme doesn't come as naturally to the community as the addict one though. Guess we really do have too few bad-ass characters. Oh well, it was worth a shot! Maybe we can do memes about Bubbles instead.
27. Only Bubbles can defeat Sage Sorrow; only Sage Sorrow can defeat Bubbles. The devs have Bubbles endlessly wandering the Yrkanis stables to minimise the chances he'll ever meet Sage Sorrow.
And I agree, Ghuiss. Deamla and Biajimmio were pretty bad-ass. (Who the heck is Bero Niri though?) However I haven't seen them since Sage Sorrow appeared, which leads me to conclude:
28. Deamla and Biajimmio fused themselves into a single being - the result was Sage Sorrow. Or maybe Bubbles.