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Since there are going to be a lot of newly arrived refugees from Silan, I thought I could offer a few words of wisdom to young homines.

You may see some slow moving mobs watering around as if drunk.  They are big, ugly and release noxious gas in large explosive bursts.  These are not to be confused with yelks - they are homins.   Sadly the male infestation is endemic on Ryzom at the moment.  Best thing a homine can do when encountering one of these stink bags is to hit them an axe, while holding her breath of course!

Do not go to Yrkanis! It is full of freakish day walkers.  The male variety spends longer in front of a mirror than I do!  You cannot trust them - they are all EVIL!  Not only are the males ugly, dumb and smelly - they have a disgusting habit of wandering round naked! *glares at Nuno*  The Matis also have no sense of humour, and sulk for ages when you try to set fire to them!

Do not go to Pyr!  The desert male is without doubt THE most stinky variety of the male infestation.  Not only do they not know what soap and water is. They will brag about bathing in fire blah blah blah.  This translates as they have never washed in their life and the fungus growing on them makes them very easy to mistake for a Yelk!  The worst offender is without doubt, Fyrosfreddy!  Though he has some very close competition in the smelling like a decomposing yubo department.

Never ask for a rez on uni or any other chat! It is embarrassing and makes a girl sound like a crying male!

Dragging Kitin Patrols and other aggro on males is allowed!

The only good homin is a dead homin!

Do not trust anyone who tells you that gubani and lumpers are cute little herbivores.  They are likely Rangers - well know allies of the kitin.  Avoid the kami and kara like the plague, the less said about religious lunatics the better.  What they get up to while worshiping a stuffed toy and drunk matis pole dancer, respectively, is not for tender homines newly arrived from Silan.  And, finally, anyone who says that Lost Girl’s Save the Orphans Fund is a scam is a damned liar! All dappers raised, after admin costs are distributed to worthy causes! *cough*


Edited: Do not quote a CSR without first talking to her!

Last edited by Tiximei (4 years ago)

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#2 Report | Quote[en] 

You still on here lacpoo? What say we go camp PR q270 for old times sake?

And yeah, rule #1 of Ryzom is: Don't listen to Suboxide.
Rule #2 is DON'T listen to Suboxide.
Rule #3 is ígnore Lacuna when she starts talking about "males".
(She is just really misspelling mates)
Rule #4 is have a brew, mess /u up. (Make sure to help someone in the process, so the CSR's won't be AS mad).

Lacuna



Edited: Do not quote a CSR without first talking to her!


O really? My signature says otherwise. Even if it might be a quote of a edit. Don't judge me!

Last edited by Tiximei (4 years ago) | Reason: Just some TLC

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Gasket
"It's shite being tryker! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of Atys! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Matis. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Marceline, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****** difference"

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Apparantly the "edited by" bit has disappeared. A pity, since drunken me can't remember if it was tamarea or tiximei who got annoyed and changed it.

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Gasket
"It's shite being tryker! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of Atys! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Matis. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Marceline, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****** difference"

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LOL

I am Ranger... and what you say about us is not fair...

We are not racists, not sexists or homophobiacs - not like some people here (hehehe I won't provide any name).
And, we don't have any religion (but we support both, as we have all fames = 50 ie 4 lands and 2 religions -> all 50)

I think Rangers are the best homins on Atys, helping every homin (never mind his/her race, religion or WhatThF*).
We have only 1 enemy : kittins !

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Craftjenn, Ranger

#5 Report | Quote[en] 

rawr

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The Clan


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Nehrie
rawr

Thanks!
You learn me something in English :)

"rawr" does not mean I love you in dinosaur. It loosely translates to "I am going to bite your torso off and consume it for sustenance."

But is your "rawr" for me? or for Lacuna ? :)
Lacuna ?

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Craftjenn, Ranger

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Good to see your spirit still intact Lacuna after your self imposed exile :-)

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