A story written on the spot by none other than one of Ari's own CSRs who wishes to remain anonymous at this point and time. Edited and typed up by Meagon.

Part One

One day when the beautiful bolobi princess Sarella was out chasing cuttler, like she did, she came across the most handsome gingo she’d ever met. The gingo was sleek and handsome with a thin hairy mustache and eyes that shone radiantly. Well unfortunately, this gingo was the runt of his pack and the other gingo often picked on him. You see, he was the youngest prince and so would inherit naught but his father’s fine china. So when Sarella noticed Gilligan, she blushed a deep purple and hid behind some bushes (even though she was clearly still visible from above). She watched Gilligan closely and to her horror found herself entranced with his loveliness. Her father, the Vorax King, would never approve of such a romance. But she watched anyway and began to stalk her new lover (even though he didn’t know it yet).

Gilligan could see the clumsy Bolobi following him around but he wasn’t sure what to make of it all. He wandered through the forest and every time he looked back he could see a big blue spiky torso hiding behind a thin tree or tiny bushes. He figured if he just ignored her, she’d walk away.

Well, on his way to the barber (he had to get his moustaches twirled) two of his older brother came barging in and knocked him over. He was quite sad but was used to this abuse and so he lay down and let them knock him around. But oh boy, Sarella wasn’t going to let that happen! Horrified and with no thought to her own personal safety she barged in and knocked one brother flat and then with a shake of her nose sent the other one running fast! Sarella turned quickly to her lover’s aid and found the poor gingo cowering in fear!

“Don’t be afraid, fair gingo with the twirly staches, I am here to love you forever!” And even more horrified than before, the gingo was swept up by the monstrous bolobi and whisked away! As Sarella galloped through the forest, the gingo prince somehow tied to her back, she began to hum a merry tune.

Gilligan, finally working up the courage to say something (being convinced he was going to become lunch) asked her what she was doing.

“Why, I am saving you from those other mean gingos!” She said.

“Those are my brothers.” He responded, “They’re often very mean to me.”

“Oh no!” Claimed the bolobi. “Why would they do such a thing?”

“Well I was off to the barber to have my staches twirled,” replied the gingo, “for it is proper for a gingo to twirl his staches.”

“Well that’s not right!” Said the bolobi, “Come, I’ll take you to the barber now!” So they tramped off to the barber and the gingo had his staches twirled, Sarella had her spikes waxed. Embarrassed, Gilligan reached out his paw and grasped Sarella’s foreleg. Looking up at the monstrous beast, he smiled at her as she beamed down at him. They would be forever in love from then on! They spent the rest of the evening at the ice cream parlor, playing the casino wheel, getting drinks at the bar, and finally parting ways that night with promise to meet the very next day.

Part Two

When the lovers last parted ways, content at finally finding that one true love, they had never realized that they were secretly being watched. The Vorax King’s spy, the midget-izam, named Iago flew quickly away to alert his King of the scandalous affair! He swooped past the giggling zerx, flew around the shivering jublas, and narrowly missed the snapping hornchers as he made his way to the Vorax King.

“Your highness!” He shouted. “I have wonderful, I mean terrifying news!” For you see, Iago had convinced the King that should Sarella not find a suitable suitor, Iago himself would be the new heir to the throne! “Her royalness the princess was making googly eyes at a gingo! A tiny runt of a gingo at that!”

“Iago, don’t be stupid. She’s a bolobi, they make googly eyes at EVERYTHING” The King responded. Iago described in detail how the night went and the more he described, the more concerned the Vorax King became! “Go and fetch me my daughter!” The King roared. “I shall ask her myself!” So all of the king’s minions trampled over one another trying to get out of the way from their king’s fury and scrambled to find the princess Sarella.

The minions found Sarella in her room doodling stick-figure gingos with long twirly mustaches all over her diary. Iago flew in and ruffled up the bolobi and said, “Ooooooh you’re gonna be in sooooooo much trouble!!!” And he perched on her spines and tried to life her up and drag her to the king!

Obviously the tiny pathetic thing couldn’t do much so he balked at a troop of cute (little hairy things with tattoos and jewels) guards and they tumbled over and lifted the giant princess on their shoulders and dragged her screaming to the King’s chambers. They meandered past the giggle zerx and the chomping hornchers and the shivering jublas and finally made their way to the Vorax King.

“No daughter of mine is going to date a wimpy little gingo runt with TWIRLY MUSTACHES!” screamed the Vorax King.

“You don’t know me!” shouted Sarella afraid but indignant and moved to bravery by thought of her lover’s twirly mustaches. “You can’t tell me who I can or can’t date! I love him! Gilligan is my sweetheart!” She ranted.

“GILLIGAN?” the Vorax King shouted, “What kind of stupid name is that? Off with his head! Off with everyone’s head!” The Jublas shivered some more and the giggly zerx stopped giggling so much. Everyone was in panic because the Vorax King was furious!

Suddenly Sarella had a stroke of genius! She decided to play that but you did it first game and brought up her divorced mother. “What about you? You married mom and she was a Yubo! You can’t yell at me for loving a gingo!”

“Don’t you talk about her!” shouted the king. “It’s not the same!” but Sarella knew he had lost his edge, she had him in a corner.

“Don’t give me that zerx-shit!” she screamed having never used the word before but thinking now would be a good a time as any “At least my sweetheart is a prince!” And suddenly the vorax began to cry. All of the king’s crew, the giggly zerx and the shivering jubla, began to cry too.

Iago, furious that his plans were going to be thwarted, swooped in, and smacked the king across his many-toothed face. “Don’t you take that from her!” he said, “You are the King! You can do whatever you want!” And the vorax king sniffled a bit, rubbing his hurt jaw. Unfortunately during the confusion, Sarella ran off and was nowhere to be found! So the King sent out his minions once again to find his daughter but he was confused and did no know what he would do once he had found her.

Part Three

Gilligan made his way to the throne room of his father, happy as can be. He’d had his mustaches twirled and met the most wonderful (if funny looking) girl he’d ever met. He was humming the tune Sarella had taught him when his older brothers came running up to him again! They began to get real up in his face and stuff.

“What was that ho?” they said. “Got girls protecting you now?” they pushed Gilligan around and knocked him flat.

Poor Gilligan, nothing daunted, said “Hah! You’re just jealous I found someone who loves me and you’re both still single!” This of course was the wrong thing to do. As his brothers began to beat him up, the Gallant Plod Councilor came barging in (with his cane and monocle).

“What’s going on in here?” demanded Sebastian. “You boys stop that rough housing! He said, and pushed the older brothers away. “Gilligan! Come with me, your mother wants to speak with you.” Said Sebastian, and he lead Gilligan off to his mama’s chambers.

Gilligan’s Mum, Belle, was in her chamber with all her Ragus chambermaids and they were busy trying on all kinds of lipstick. “Gilligan! Daaaarling! Come here boy.” His mother put her arm around him. “Try some of this makeup, hmm?”

“I...no thanks mom, I’ll try it on later.” He said. “What’d you wanna talk about?”

“Hmm? Oh yess darling we needed to discuss your future. Honey it’s time we married you off and sent you away, and I’ve got the most Puuurrrfect varnix picked out for you!

“But mom I don’t want a varnix, I’ve met the most wonderful bolobi girl and we’re in love!

“A bolobi? Hah! I knew it. Always knew it.” His mum said.

With that Gilligan left his mum’s chambers in a sullen mood. He did not want to marry a silly varnix. Surely he could be allowed to be with his true love. Nothing would stop him from getting his way.

Part Four

Writers Ending:

They found Sarella stalking Gilligan from behind the bushes and then they got married and Gilligan inherited his father’s fine China and they moved in with Gilligan’s hay cousin Vinny and lived happily ever after. The Varnixess married Iago and ate him the next morning.

Elongated/Edited Ending:

Gilligan had taken refuge in his quarters until the next day. He was hoping to see Sarella once again and when dawn broke he was out and about wondering where she would pop up.

He looked and looked, but there was no sign of her anywhere until he turned around and noticed a big blue bulb duck behind a corner. A smile caressed the gingo prince’s face and he scampered over there to see Sarella.

Upon seeing the smile on his face, Sarella returned it. She had been fearful that something might have happened over the night and he would no longer want to see her, but she had continued to watch him from the bushes nevertheless. “I was afraid you weren’t coming back.” She said to Gilligan confessing her fear.

“I would never!” Gilligan exclaimed in response wondering how she could even think such a thing.

“My father is furious at me.”

“My mother is too. She’s trying to marry me off to a vorax.”

“Oh is that so.” Sarella replied a bit sullen. She had been sure that Gilligan and herself would get married and live happily ever after, but perhaps it was too good to be true.

“Yes, but I won’t have it. I already have my eyes set on the perfect bride.” A dashing smile complimented his mustache as he said this.

Even more saddened by this Sarella looked away. “I see. Well that’s lovely. I’m sure you two will be perfect for each other.”

Gilligan was confused by Sarella’s reaction. “But it is you of course!” He said starting to doubt himself, but continuing anyway. “My lovely beautiful bolobi princess, will you marry me?” He said and took out a lovely ring.

Sarella’s mood changed immediately as she registered what Gilligan was saying. He was asking her to marry him! She couldn’t believe it. “Oh of course Gilligan!” She rubbed her long snout against his short one and allowed Gilligan to place the ring on her snout as she took in its beauty.

Epilogue:

Sarella and Gilligan got married against their families’ wishes too in love to care what they thought of their situation. The wedding was simple with only the two of them present along with their priest, a gibbai named Cain, who was to marry them. After that the pair made their own home deep in the forest where they could live in peace together and forever. Neither family did disown them though and Gilligan was able to inherit his father’s china.

Meanwhile, since the Varnixess was supposed to marry Gilligan sometime in the future, she was out of a husband. She needed to marry soon or be looked down upon by her family. Things were set up by a few people and she ended up marrying Iago. Unfortunately, their personalities did not mesh well and she ended up eating him the morning after they got married.

The End

Now to reveal the author of this lovely story. Writen by none other than:

(CSR) Daexin