ROLLENSPIEL

By B'Nappy Horton (Great Grandson of Johnny)

In twentty-five-fourteen we took a little trip
Along with Emperor Dexton down the mighty Thesos Rip
We took some Yetin bacon and we took some Stinga beans
And we caught the bloody Marauders in the place called Thesos Ruins

We fired our rifles and the 'Rauders kept a comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe

We looked down Thesos river and we seed the 'Rauders come
And there must've been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood beside our packers and didn't say a thing

We fired . . .(chorus)

Old Dexton said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire launchers till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our vedice guns and really gave 'em well

We fired . . .(chorus)

Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where gubanis couldn't go
They ran so fast that the gingos couldn't catch 'em
Down on into Matis and that Scary Place of Woe

We fired our launchers till the barrels melted down
So we grabbed a big tyrancha and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the 'Rancha lost his mind

We fired . . . (chorus)

Johnny Horton would be so disappointed. :(

He'd be proud ! Just like the Nails were when we did "88 Lines about 44 Insane Folks"