Would you rent here?
So you’ve rented one of my apartments for many years. Thank-you.
I see you have invested a lot of time and effort into it. You’ve moved in furniture, appliances, a nice big screen TV. Oh, and the car in the garage, wow, I didn’t think anyone actually owned one of those.
But it seems that the economy has shrunk and now we have to consolidate three apartment complexes into one.
And some new folks that have moved into the complex don’t have all the stuff you’ve managed to collect over these last several years.
So in order to fit everyone into the new single complex, and to get more people to move into these apartments here’s what we’ve decided to do:
We are going to take everything in your apartment. We are taking your furniture, appliances, cars, TV’s, everything. Even your name and your mailbox. At the end of the month everyone will be on the sidewalk without even the clothes on their back.
We think this leveling of the playing field will attract more renters in the future.
Have a good day.
So you’ve rented one of my apartments for many years. Thank-you.
I see you have invested a lot of time and effort into it. You’ve moved in furniture, appliances, a nice big screen TV. Oh, and the car in the garage, wow, I didn’t think anyone actually owned one of those.
But it seems that the economy has shrunk and now we have to consolidate three apartment complexes into one.
And some new folks that have moved into the complex don’t have all the stuff you’ve managed to collect over these last several years.
So in order to fit everyone into the new single complex, and to get more people to move into these apartments here’s what we’ve decided to do:
We are going to take everything in your apartment. We are taking your furniture, appliances, cars, TV’s, everything. Even your name and your mailbox. At the end of the month everyone will be on the sidewalk without even the clothes on their back.
We think this leveling of the playing field will attract more renters in the future.
Have a good day.