You claim that we have stolen this so called beautiful plant.
The chances of every government stealing it at once from you Matis are just so slim, that I would like to ask you:
Why did you go around the world and put plants that dispense snacks near all the capitals? Whats your angle? Does it contain some sort of mindcontroldevice that will activate and turn us all into slaves looking for the missing bubbles?
I say NO, this madness ends here. You Matis have complicated things enough with your experiments so far. Everyone who reads this, do not eat whatever you get from the flowers. In fact, dont even touch them. Might be a cross between a plant and najabs, creating delusions of a supposed wedding. Believe me when I say, it's all lies!
The chances of every government stealing it at once from you Matis are just so slim, that I would like to ask you:
Why did you go around the world and put plants that dispense snacks near all the capitals? Whats your angle? Does it contain some sort of mindcontroldevice that will activate and turn us all into slaves looking for the missing bubbles?
I say NO, this madness ends here. You Matis have complicated things enough with your experiments so far. Everyone who reads this, do not eat whatever you get from the flowers. In fact, dont even touch them. Might be a cross between a plant and najabs, creating delusions of a supposed wedding. Believe me when I say, it's all lies!
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Gasket
"It's shite being tryker! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of Atys! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the Matis. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Marceline, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****** difference"