A letter sent to the Matis Ambassador Nilstilar
Ambassador Nilstilar:
Thank you for your interest in the accuracy of federal records. I cannot find the error which is apparently offensive to you and the Kingdom, but the Federation is committed to resolving all issues of record.
I am enclosing the Expedited Record Change Request Application. This modest 62 page form will help you begin the important process of requesting a change to official records. If the application is approved by the Application Review Committee it will be sent to the Record Review Committee and the 10 year period for public comment will begin. During a public comment period the applicant is required to attend yearly reviews of the application and answer all questions posed by the public, if an applicant fails to appear at a hearing the entire process must begin again with a new application. At the end of the 10 year period, a report of all the hearings must be submitted along with a 50,000 dapper processing fee. Processing and posting of changed records may take 5 years and the Record Changes Processing and Posting Committee does not guarantee the accuracy of any changes made to official records.
Thank Jena this expedited process was created specifically for such important diplomatic situations as what you describe. The traditional record change requires a 30 year period for public comment! So you see the favor that has been extended with this expedited process to such important individuals as yourself.
I hope we can discuss more issues in the future. You know there is always space at the Fairhaven bar for you!
Tor Lochi
Placio the Frippo
Enclosure: ERCRA-1